First day on the job didn’t work out too well 

Look at muscles 

I’m going for a Louie shitton 

That’s how people get killed on the motorway 

Always wear your gloves when loading the crane 

Who ordered the fighter jet

ve had that spanner for years…just couldn’t let it go…. So now it’s a door key/fidget spinner

DON’T stand on a shopping trolley to reach the top shelf

DONT use a grinder dressed like this 👎😬😬

DONT step on pointed nails 👎👎😩😩

DONT use ur mate as a human tower 👎

DON’T 🙄🙄

DON’T 😦😦

DO 👍👍😒😒

DO 👍👍😋😋

Needs must 

DO 👍👍😋😋

The right tool for the job

DO 👍👍😂😂